beyoncesasshole:

awolcas:

awolcas:

awolcas:

awolcas:

awolcas:

a rANDOM GUY JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND STARTED PLAYING XBOX I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE I’M JUST IN THE CORNER I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS I’M HERE?

UPDATE: HE KNOWS I’M HERE HE ASKED WHERE THE REST OF OUR GAMES ARE

I’VE CHALLENGED HIM TO A SINGSTAR BATTLE THIS FUCKERS GOING DOWN

HOT DAMN HE CAN SING

WE’RE BEST FRIENDS NOW

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loneookami:

White person: this pussy is too spicy

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Anonymous: Your a faggot kill ur elf

pimptier:

the fuck did my elf do

  • grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
  • me: grandma you're like 80
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jigaix:

"How to confuse the fuck out of your new roommates or people in general and make your friends walk right by you in the streets"

Brought to you by yours truly.

the-almost-doctor:

ifuckingguess:

ravedm:

ahh when you click it :)))

holy shit what is that seriously

space. that is space.

cybuggin:

one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee

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leah-likes-fried-chicken:

here’s a video i took of patrick being cute & happy that he popped 3 balloons during young volcano. 7.18.14